I am the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
I am the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
I just love my decorations
from my feet up to my head
Got a screamin' demon on my chest
cat face on my thigh
Got naked women all over me
until the day I die
I am the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
People love my decorations
they just have to stop & stare
Got the Mona Lisa on my keister
Van Gogh on my nose
I’m a walkin' work of art
from my head down to my toes
I am the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
Just love my decorations
from my feet up to my head
I got faces goin’ on places
where the sun don’t shine
Little girl if you show me yours
girl I’ll show you mine
I’m the illustrated man, baby
I got tattoos everywhere
People love my decorations
they just have to stop & stare
I’m the illustrated man,
I’m the illustrated man,
Come on get some if you can
I’m the illustrated man